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June 09, 2008

babywearing on the brain

For those who might be interested, Leslie and I have started a new babywearing forum over at www.Babywearing.com. We are even running a little promotion for those who might want to help build the community. We officially opened the forum the last week of May and already have 15+ members.

This forum is something we have wanting to do for a couple of years now, but the time was never right. Over the last month or so things have fallen into place and we were able to get the forum up and running.

So, if you know anyone who might be interested in joining the community we would love to have them.

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March 07, 2008

November 10, 2007

What kind of accent do you have?

When I saw this survey I just had to take it. I have always been one of those people with no accent. Well, that is what I have been told. I remember once I was asked by someone from Ontario, CA if I was from Ontario. The odd thing is that I grew up in Louisiana. I grew up in an area called the North Shore, which is about 30 miles north of New Orleans. It finally dawned on me a few years ago why I had no accent. It was because in the late 70's and early 80's the vast majority of people that settled on the North Shore where those that came South for the oil boom. That influx of people created a real mix of people from all over the country.

I just want to add that if you visit the North Shore now you will hear a distinctly New Orleans accent. In the 90's there was a large influx of people from Orleans and Jefferson parish, which really change the accent. Then when Katrina hit the accent was changed for good.

What American accent do you have? (Best version so far)

Neutral

You're not Northern, Southern, or Western, you're just plain -American-. Your national identity is more important than your local identity, because you don't really have a local identity. You might be from the region in that map, which is defined by this kind of accent, but you could easily not be. Or maybe you just moved around a lot growing up.

Personality Test Results

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Hat Tip: 10,000 Monkeys and a Camera

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October 12, 2007

another Chinese toy has been recalled

For those who have not heard of the latest Chinese toy recall please do yourself a favor and get informed.
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August 29, 2007

Handwriting Tips

Man I wish my first grade teacher had known this when teaching me to write. If you have messy handwriting there is a cure. Check out these Handwriting Tips. Who knew that you were not supposed to use your finger muscles when writing!
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July 27, 2007

Frederick Douglass Quote

"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken adults." -- Frederick Douglass
 

It might be easier, but it does not make it easy!

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June 22, 2007

Woman Know your limits!

Remember: "education leads to ugliness and beard growth"

Big hat tip to Tulip Girl
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May 15, 2007

breastfeeding humor

Someone just found my site searching for:

if my nursing offends you, why don't you stick a blanket over your head

Someone should really make a bumper sticker out of that statement. The landing page for the statement above was this breastfeeding post.

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December 29, 2006

International Food Swap

Sorry it has taken so long for me to get back to my blog. I have another web project that in under development and it is taking any of the free time I have right now. I will post more about it in the future.

As always, there is so much I want to write about, but being that it is late I will just do a quick post on my first ever international food swap. Daniel (In the Lion's Den from the U.K.) and I both agreed to do a little International food swap. I sent him some hot chocolate, which he use to get when he attended Ravencrest and he sent me some Flake. I liked it, but Leslie did not care for it much.

Flake is hard to describe. It tasted exactly like the chocolate that is inside of robin eggs though the chocolate comes the size of a candy bar and it looks like it was extruded through a very find meat grinder. It also flakes apart as you eat it. I keep meaning to let the boys try it, but will all the other treats around the house due to Christmas I just keep forgetting.

Oh yeah, I finally got my comments back up and running. The issue stemmed from some SEO experimentation I have been doing with my site. I have to admit that SEO has become an addiction over the last few years. It literally has become something I dream about. No don't worry I don't need an intervention. Well, you might want to double check with Leslie to make sure. :-)

I also want to thank my host for tracking down the issue for me.

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October 24, 2006

quick picture

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I have so many other web projects on my plate right now that I have really been neglecting my blog. I did want to post a picture of Konrad and Elliot being that Konrad is now sporting a nice beard. The picture was taken this past Saturday at Red Clay State Park.

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October 02, 2006

quote for the day

A life without purpose is a languid, drifting thing; Every day we ought to review our purpose, saying to ourselves: This day let me make a sound beginning, for what we have hitherto done is naught!
- -- Thomas A. Kempis
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September 19, 2006

Talk Like A Pirate Day

Today is international talk like a pirate day. Ahoy, if you need help learnin' how t' talk like a pirate, then 'isit har. Aye, me parrot concurs. Ahoy, then click har Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty(then click here)!

Talk Like a Pirate Day

hat tip ben

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September 07, 2006

August 15, 2006

serendipity and the frequency of her visits

Here lately I have grown so comfortable in my skin that I need to frequently look down to make sure I have cloths on. To be honest about the situation I have always looked down to make sure I was dressed. The whole checking to see if I was dressed thing would happen to me like clockwork. I would get out of my car and start making the long trek from my car to the office and somewhere around the halfway mark I would realize that in my extreme ability to filter out details that I might have walked out of the house without the proper work attire or worse. What has changed now is that I no longer have that panicky feeling. I just step out of my thoughts realizing that I should take a moment to check and make sure I am wearing shoes, that my zipper is up, and that I am not drooling on myself. When all that checks out I just drift back into my world of mostly repetitive thoughts and insignificant highlights realizing that serendipity will be sending her little kisses my way at any moment. These past 8 months have been life changing for me and one day I might even blog more seriously about them.

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August 08, 2006

ultrasounds could possibly be unsafe

I can't tell you how many times Leslie and I have felt that we were being snickered at because we felt that ultrasounds could possibly be unsafe. From the reading we had done we felt that the research was still out on the safety of ultrasounds, so we tried to limit them with John David and Elliot. And, in the case of her current pregnancy we are not planning on having one at all unless there is a good reason for one. And no, you will never be able to convince me that finding out the sex is a good reason for having an ultrasound. I'm really starting to think that the primary reason ultrasounds are so prevalent is because they make the doctors more money.

From the research I have done, which has not been a whole lot, I don't see any real benefit of having an ultrasound. What I have read says there is no reason to have an ultrasound unless the baby seems small towards the end of the pregnancy or for a few other very rare circumstances which are not treatable until after birth.

Well, read the article for yourselves. I would be interested in your thoughts.

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June 08, 2006

What is your Blues Name?

I had a free lunch coupon for Sticky Fingers, so Ben and I headed there for lunch today. They had this nifty Blues name finder, so I had to pull out the ole' camera and snapped a photo. You can call me Boney Legs Jones, but I think I do prefer Ugly Lips Dupree. What's Your Blues Name?

What is your Blues Name
What's your Blues Name?
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May 24, 2006

I'm back and it says I'm reckless, selfish and cocky.

Long time no post. The reason for the lack of post was that I was out on vacation last week. We headed down to Louisiana for my brother-in-law's graduation from LSU. I've got a lot of things I want to blog about, but don't know if I will ever get to it. But, in an effort to start things off right I give to you my Star Wars character: Your results:
You are Han Solo
Han Solo
65%
Chewbacca
65%
Qui-Gon Jinn
63%
Obi-Wan Kenobi
59%
Lando Calrissian
59%
Luke Skywalker
58%
Anakin Skywalker
54%
C-3PO
53%
Mace Windu
53%
Jar Jar Binks
51%
Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.
(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)
Click here to take the Star Wars Personality Test
hat-tip Tim
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May 03, 2006

April 24, 2006

What. The. Heck. Was. He. Thinking.

So I've been thinking of a new moniker. How does Dookie Butt sound?

I guess my question was: Did he stab the guy because he called him a dookie butt? I wonder if he will introduce himself as dookie butt when he gets to jail. I just can?t help but thinking it might be a good idea to come up with a new nickname if he wants to seem credible while in prison.

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April 01, 2006

my name is earl and the office

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Earl

My two favorite shows are The Office and My Name is Earl. They are the only thing on network t.v. that I am watching these days. Leslie and I missed the first season of the office and we just got through watching in through Netflix. It was very funny. If have not seen it yet then make sure you put it in your queue.

Here are some funny April Fool clips from some of the characters in the office.

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February 23, 2006

What was the number 1 song when you were born?

Mine:
"Band on the Run" by Paul McCartney & Wings

What was yours?

hat-tip Beck

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February 20, 2006

the new blog

Okay so I have started another blog, with some design help from Jason. One of the odd benefits of being a blogger is that people forward me a lot of their funny e-mail spam that they get throughout the day. I must get four or so spam e-mails from people every day. I think most people would mind those spam e-mails but I normally find them somewhat entertaining. From time to time I have posted the content of those spam e-mails on my site, but I realize I have credibility issues so I try my hardest to keep the wacky stuff off my blog. :-) Well, with no further ado here is the new blog.

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February 12, 2006

Okay so I had another very odd dream a few days ago.

In my dream I found out that we have had an Olympian speed skater from the UK living in our house the last year and we never knew it. Come to find out she was the hinge pin door stop on our front door. We just kept commenting on how quiet she was and that we never knew she was there.

I guess I should state for the record that I had the flu the last four days and was not quite all there.

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February 08, 2006

being informed

Do not let another day end without being informed.
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
The trailer is a must watch.
http://www.splittinghairsmovie.com/



Hat-Tip: Tim
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January 31, 2006

the new pair of shoes

Well I have been tired of my blogs style for over a year now, so I finally decided to do something about it. I am not totally crazy about it, but have gotten some good feedback from a few people. Leslie is not crazy about having links on the left and right. I kind of like them though.

I know I have a lot of people who read this blog who don't comment, so if you would please oblige me with a comment and let me know what you think. After all you might me looking at this layout for the next year and a half.

So what do you think? Here is the before and after if you need a refresher.

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January 30, 2006

bored?

This is pretty neat.

hat tip Jon

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January 26, 2006

optical illusion

A friend at work forwarded this to me. I wish I knew who originally created it so I could give them credit.

To make the optical illusion work you need to first look at it up close, notice the mean guy on the left. Now move at lest 8 feet away from your monitor. The mean guy will switch to the right.

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January 21, 2006

the cashew

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your friendly cashew

So I got to talking with a coworker this week and he mentioned that cashews came from an apple. So I put the cashew on the list of things I needed to google. Well, here you have it -- the cashew apple. Evidently the shell at the bottom of the apple is toxic so they have to take special care not to get any of the resin on the cashew itself. I don't have too much more to say about the cashew apple besides who would have thunk it?

Here are a few links if you want to know more:
living foods
killer plants
tropi lab
kraft

Y'all got anything else that you think I would be interested in googling? If so, leave a comment.

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January 10, 2006

childhood amnesia and helping your child remember

I have always been surprised when talking to people how little of their very early childhood they remember. I'm one of those people who have an inordinate amount of memories of those very early years. My first memories start somewhere around 2.5 years of age. It is possible that I have memories stretching back before the age of 2.5 but I am not able to tie all my memories to a dated event. Though, I just have too many memories for some of them not to be much closer to 2 than 2.5.

Well, a month or so ago I started doing some research on early childhood memory and why I seemed to be the only person that I knew who had very early memories. Evidently Freud called the phenomenon childhood amnesia and of course he had some off the wall reason for it occurring. He theorized that childhood amnesia occurs when a young mind blocks out unsuitable impressions or emotional trauma, which he considered a universal human experience. It is funny to think that if I used his reasoning then I had the most normal childhood of anyone I know. I did have a pretty good early childhood thought, but I don't think it was that good. The vast majority of my memories are of time spent in groups of three or less. I guess I have a dozen or more memories when my whole family was together in the same room. On the other hand I have at least a hundred memories of time spent with just one or two other people.

That said, I ended up tracking down this article from the American Psychological Association's Monitor on psychology. I have been kind of excited about it ever since I found it. I guess it just answered a lot of questions that I have had floating around in my head for years. What surprised me the most is that a child's ability to remember his\her early childhood has more to do with the culture the child was reared than anything else. For example:

Ask a Maori New Zealander about his or her earliest memory and you might find that the childhood amnesia ended a bit sooner. A Maori's first memory might be of attending a relative's funeral at 2.5 years old. A Korean adult, on the other hand, might not remember anything before age 4.

Researchers have found that depending on your culture there can be a two year span between early memories. What helps someone remember or not remember their early childhood is the way parents and other adults discuss--or don't discuss--the events in children's lives.

I'm not really sure if there is any benefit in having early childhood memories, but for some reason Leslie and I want to promote it in our children's lives. Before John David could really communicate we started talking to him about places we just went or activities we had just finished. For instance if we went to a lake and saw boats on the water we would talk to him about the boats on the way home and ask him if he remembered them or we would ask him if he liked the boats. It wasn't too long after he could somewhat communicate that he started saying "member" "member" when we were talking about something.

I think along the same line as John David's "member" "member" I don't remember to much conversation. I just see the events as I would see a movie with the sound off, but I still have some kind of running commentary in the background. For the most part I think this is due to the fact that I was very young and my speech was probably quite limited.

In the article they have a section on "high-elaborative" versus "low-elaborative" mothering.

High-elaborative mothers spend a lot of time talking to their children about past events and encourage their children to give them detailed stories about daily life. Low-elaborative mothers, on the other hand, talk less about past events and tend to ask closed rather than open-ended questions.

One of my favorite things to do is after the bedtime books have been read and the lights are off and things have gotten quiet I will ask him if he remembered either something about the story we just read or about something we did that day. It must be working because a few days ago it had gotten too late to crack open a book so I just put him in bed without reading anything. He really was not going to take me not reading him a book, so I decided to compromise by trying to tell him a story. Within a few seconds he got real quite as I told him the are you my mother story. After telling him a story or two I asked him to tell me a story, and to my surprise he busted out into a song. He was singing a song about his Grandpa Losch and some of the events that transpired during the visit during Christmas. He was even singing about Lindsey and her stuffed animal puppy. It really surprised me because he is just 34 months and he was singing a song about an event that had happened more than a week earlier.

Again, I am not sure that having early childhood memories is an important thing, but if two years is the spread then it seems like an awful long time not to remember anything. I look back on those early childhood memories quite fondly, so I want to foster that in our children. So I guess the word is, if you want to foster early memories in your child's life then get started with some good open ended questions.

So, when were you first memories?

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January 06, 2006

Blonde Joke ;-)

This one is a really bad blonde joke. Please don't be hate'en.

hat tip TulipGirl

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January 02, 2006

I'm Looking for a Joseph

So, I am having this recurring dream. Well I have had the dream a half dozen or so times over the last year. But every time I have it I wake up all stressed out and I can't go back to sleep. The dream is not the same exact dream every time it just follows the same story line.

The dream:

For some reason I end up back at our old house at 214 Signal View Street. In the dream it is not our house anymore and the new owners are on their way home. Leslie just keeps trying to wrap up some odds and ends before we leave. The problem is it is not our stuff and I am trying not to freak out while waiting on her. I get so nervous that the new owners are going to come home before we get out of there. What was particularly odd about today's dream was that it took place at night and my parents showed up. I tried to explain to them that we no longer lived there and that we had to leave, but my dad started to get ready for bed and my mom would not get out of the bathroom. Leslie was doing something in the kitchen and I did not know what to do. I just ended up waking up with a knot in my stomach.

So what does it mean?

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December 17, 2005

chatter

For the "holiday" team outing at work yesterday we did lunch and a movie. The movie was Kong and it did not disappoint. No really, it was a very good movie. I don't want to ruin it or anything but the monkey dies at the end.

This was the first movie I have seen in a theater in about three years. I was not ready for the amount of commercials and trailers that were shown before the movie started. There must have been a half hours worth of them. Is it not enough that you pay to get into the movie? I mean come on why do people take this from the man! We need to start a popular uprising.

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December 09, 2005

What seemingly useless thoughts are floating around in your head?

Though I have not heard anyone say it yet, it seems that during this time of year people start saying "See you next year" when they know they will not see you until after the first of the year.

I started thinking about the "See you next year" comment a few weeks ago and it just seems a little silly, so this year I am going to try my hardest not to utter those words to anyone. The thing is that since I've made a conscious effort to not tell anyone "See you next year" I have almost let is slip a few times. It is kind of like when someone says white elephant and then tells you not to think about one.

Yea folks this is as deep as I get. :-) If you are looking to read something that will make you think then head over to the Dawn Treader's latest pigfest post. Or if you didn't think that John Calvin was a Theologian and Lactivist then head over to TulipGirl's John Calvin: Theologian and Lactivist post.

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November 22, 2005

happy thanksgiving

This is a very Sesame Thanksgiving, but is funny and time appropriate never the less. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
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November 17, 2005

the outdoor bible

November Giveaway

Okay, if you have a second then humor me. This guy will not spam you, so feel free to go sign up. Just head on over by clicking on the image, and please be sure to use my number as a referral. My referral ID is:110657

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November 14, 2005

playbook for the reformed

Here's a play straight out of the Calvinistic playbook for lovers: here

I used it on Leslie this morning. She swooned. Okay not exactly swooned, but I did get a good smile out of her.

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November 13, 2005

pink ball of shame

The Rules: if a golfer so stinketh that he requires two mulligans on one hole, then he shall be bequeathed the pink ball of shame. So as not to lose the pink ball of shame, the shamming ball must be returned to the bag before the downtrodden player's second stroke, and the moniker of Pinky shall be given him for the duration of the hole.
So let it be written. So let it be done.
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sunrise over covington

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I took this picture early one morning while we were down in the New Orleans area. Enjoy...

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November 01, 2005

a must see movie clip

Microsoft Feels Your Pain : here
Hat Tip: Eric
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October 31, 2005

we should get a pig fest together

I'm so jealous. I would love to participate in a group like this. After reading his post my heart was beating a 100 miles a minute. I would love to jump in on the arranged marriage debate. I might need to try to get something like this going in Chattanooga. That reminds me. I need to get the remodeling of my dining room finished so I can host one.

Is there anyone in ole chatt who would be interested in participating?

And I agree with the Dawn Treader, this kind of moral discussion group would be a great way find out about and to get engaged with the ideas of the day.

It must be an omen. I just so happened that I had a pig picture in my camera from this weekend. We went to the Rib and Loin on 153 and I snapped a few of John David and the pig.

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October 29, 2005

utah state fair: Napoleon

If you have not seen the Napoleon Dynamite commercials for the Utah State Fair then head here.
Hat tip TulipGirl
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October 09, 2005

Google fun

The way you play:
1. Go to google.com
2. Type: "(your name) needs"
3. Pick the 5 funniest ones
4. Leave a comment with your five

Check mine out:
1. David is in serious need of a bath.
2. David needs to roar with pride.
3. David needs dusting often
4. David needs to be able to do this work independently.
5. In short, David needs to listen, take notes, and repeat-slowly in his own words-what was just stated.

(hat tip gravits)

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September 21, 2005

Altoids on the move

This news is a bit old but it still affects my everyday life. The news is that Altoids are coming to ole Chattanooga. It looks like it will add 150 new jobs here. From what I have read it looks like they are closing the Welsh factory and moving production state side. You know our British friends have to be happy about that. I'm glad Chattanooga is getting the new job in spite of the fact that I don't think manufacturing jobs are the ones we should be trying to attract. Data is where it is at, but I know no one is asking. To be honest there is something I like about the fact that Altoids are made over sees. Every time I eat them it sends me on a tinny vacation, which helps to get me through the day.

I was thinking about how they might change the Altoids tin when production moves to ole Chattanooga. What do you think?

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September 07, 2005

new old blog

If you are looking for a new blog to follow then While You Were Away is back. He and his wife are teaching English in China. I followed their blog when they were in China the last time. They will be there for a year, and have just started their teaching stint. He does not allow commenting on his blog for obvious reasons. Check them out.
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August 05, 2005

Jason this one is for you :-)

In light of this post I did a few weeks ago on breastfeeding I think Jason will like this post on breastfeeding. By the way, for those who don't know it is World Breastfeeding Week and TulipGirl is blogging it.
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July 29, 2005

funny

vegeterian Pardon My Planet

I'm a vegetarian, so I can't tell you much about today's specials other than they were really, really cute.

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July 27, 2005

Don't Lie to Your Mother

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom."

Lesson of the day... Don't Lie To Your Mother.

Thanks Jasim
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July 26, 2005

Note to self:

If ever in the future Leslie locks the screen door while I'm working in the backyard so that our two and a half year can't get out, and I find myself locked out of the house. Remember that it would be better for me just to sit down and try to have a conversation with him through the screen then for me to bother asking him to go and get mommy to unlock the door. I need to remember that even though he leaves to go get her, he will never come back.
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July 21, 2005

the dangers of appeasement

If you have not read this yet then take a moment and have a read. It is very good. It was written by Matthias Dapfner, Chief Executive of the huge German publisher Axel Springer AG. In his editorial he is highlighting the dangers of appeasement.

Are his conclusions fair? Maybe so. What do you think?

Here is an excerpt from Europe, Thy Name Is Cowardice:

And now we are faced with a particularly grotesque form of appeasement. How is Germany reacting to the escalating violence by Islamic fundamentalists in Holland and elsewhere? By suggesting that we really should have a "Muslim Holiday" in Germany.
I wish I were joking, but I am not. A substantial fraction of our (German) Government, and if the polls are to be believed, the German people, actually believe that creating an Official State "Muslim Holiday" will somehow spare us from the wrath of the fanatical Islamists.

Matthias Dapfner, Chief Executive of the huge German publisher Axel Springer AG, has written a blistering attack in DIE WELT, Germany's largest daily newspaper, against the timid reaction of Europe in the face of the Islamic threat.

EUROPE - THY NAME IS COWARDICE (Commentary by Mathias Dapfner CEO, Axel Springer, AG)

A few days ago Henry Broder wrote in Welt am Sonntag, "Europe - your family name is appeasement." It's a phrase you can't get out of your head because it's so terribly true.

Appeasement cost millions of Jews and non-Jews their lives as England and France, allies at the time, negotiated and hesitated too long Before they noticed that Hitler had to be fought, not bound to toothless agreements.

Appeasement legitimized and stabilized Communism in the Soviet Union, then East Germany, then all the rest of Eastern Europe where for decades, inhuman, suppressive, murderous governments were glorified As the ideologically correct alternative to all other possibilities.

Appeasement crippled Europe when genocide ran rampant in Kosovo, and even though we had absolute proof of ongoing mass-murder, we Europeans debated and debated and debated, and were still debating when finally the Americans had to come from halfway around the world, into Europe Yet again, and do our work for us.

Rather than protecting democracy in the Middle East, European appeasement, camouflaged behind the fuzzy word "equidistance," now countenances suicide bombings in Israel by fundamentalist Palestinians.

Appeasement generates a mentality that allows Europe to ignore nearly 500,000 victims of Saddam's torture and murder machinery and, Motivated by the self-righteousness of the peace-movement, has the gall to Issue bad grades to George Bush... Even as it is uncovered that the loudest critics of the American action in Iraq made illicit billions, no, TENS of billions, in the corrupt U. N. Oil-for-Food program.

And now we are faced with a particularly grotesque form of appeasement...

How is Germany reacting to the escalating violence by Islamic fundamentalists in Holland and elsewhere? By suggesting that we Really should have a "Muslim Holiday" in Germany.

I wish I were joking, but I am not. A substantial fraction of our (German) Government, and if the polls are to be believed, the German people, actually believe that creating an Official State "Muslim Holiday" will somehow spare us from the wrath of the fanatical Islamists.

One cannot help but recall Britain's Neville Chamberlain waving the laughable treaty signed by Adolph Hitler, and declaring European "Peace in our time".

What else has to happen before the European public and its political leadership get it? There is a sort of crusade underway, an Especially perfidious crusade consisting of systematic attacks by fanatic Muslims, focused on civilians, directed against our free, open Western Societies, and intent upon Western Civilization's utter destruction.

It is a conflict that will most likely last longer than any of the Great military conflicts of the last century - a conflict conducted by an enemy that cannot be tamed by "tolerance" and "accommodation" but is actually spurred on by such gestures, which have proven to be, and Will always be taken by the Islamists for signs of weakness.

Only two recent American Presidents had the courage needed for anti-appeasement: Reagan and Bush.

His American critics may quibble over the details, but we Europeans know the truth. We saw it first hand: Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War, freeing half of the German people from nearly 50 years of terror and virtual slavery. And Bush, supported only by the Social Democrat Blair, acting on moral conviction, recognized the danger in the Islamic War against democracy. His place in history will have to be evaluated after a number of years have passed.

In the meantime, Europe sits back with charismatic self-confidence in the multicultural corner, instead of defending liberal society's values and being an attractive center of power on the same playing field as The true great powers, America and China.

On the contrary - we Europeans present ourselves, in contrast to those "arrogant Americans", as the World Champions of "tolerance", which even (Germany's Interior Minister) Otto Schily justifiably criticizes. Why? Because we're so moral? I fear it's more because we're so materialistic, so devoid of a moral compass.

For his policies, Bush risks the fall of the dollar, huge amounts of additional national debt, and a massive and persistent burden on the American economy - because unlike almost all of Europe, Bush realizes what is at stake - literally everything.

While we criticize the "capitalistic robber barons" of America Because they seem too sure of their priorities, we timidly defend our Social Welfare systems. Stay out of it! It could get expensive! We'd rather discuss reducing our 35-hour workweek or our dental coverage, or our 4 weeks of paid vacation... Or listen to TV pastors preach about the Need to "reach out to terrorists. To understand and forgive".

These days, Europe reminds me of an old woman who, with shaking hands, frantically hides her last pieces of jewelry when she notices a Robber breaking into a neighbor's house

Appeasement? Europe, thy name is Cowardice.

Thanks Jon for sending this my way.
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July 06, 2005

i buy eggs for a living

Yesterday while on the phone with Leslie she told me that John David thought I was buying groceries. The way it came up was she was talking to him about me being at work and he started saying something like cereal, strawberries, blueberries,…

We think his understanding of what working was occurred when I told him that I had to go to work so we could eat.

Well, this morning as I was heading out of the house I yelled up the stairs to tell Leslie that I was leaving for work. She yelled back to me from one of the rooms to have a good day. I then heard her tell John David to go tell daddy good bye.

This was John David's response once he got to the gate and peered down at me from the top of the stairs. Mind you he was yelling at me from the top of his lungs.

John David: Bye Bye.
Me: Bye Bye booger. Daddy is going to work.
John David: Work Eggs. Get Eggs work.
Me: Daddy works on computers at the work office (vs our home office)
John David: Eggs Work Eggs.
Me: Daddy is going to the work office not the grocery store.
John David: Eggs

Realizing that it will probably take several months to clear up the confusion I headed to work laughing.

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June 30, 2005

weird

If you are at all squeamish you might just want to bypass this post.

This is just plain weird: On one level it makes me cringe and on the other is seems to be an odd study of the human body. Oh by the way, you can move her when she gets stuck.

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June 27, 2005

MIT Survey

Take the MIT Weblog Survey

Calling all Bloggers.

(Via TulipGirl.)

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June 22, 2005

Cardinal Sin

Cardinal Sin died yesterday link

As a Cardinal I'm sure he was never picked on. Oh what, I think I might just have. Oops...

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June 16, 2005

Steve Jobs commencement address

Follow this link to read Steve Jobs commencement address given at Stanford University. It is pretty good. link
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one more Napoleon Dynamite post

If you did not catch the Napoleon Dynamite top 10 on Dave Letterman then here it is.

Top Ten Signs You're Not The Most Popular Guy In Your High School presented by Napoleon Dynamite
10. Your yearbook photo caption reads, "Unidentified Sophomore."
9. Your only friend is the one you built in shop class.
8. School song includes phrase about how much you suck.
7. Every time you talk to a girl, the conversation inevitably drifts to your frequent nosebleeds.
6. The stupid kid who gets his tater tots stolen every day? He steals your tater tots.
5. Everyone's jealous of your tetherball skills.
4. Not only did you take your mom to the prom, you had to pay her 20 bucks.
3. You can't dance like this.
2. "Lord of the Rings" figurines-50, friends-0.
1. How would I know? I'm like the coolest kid in school.

It is much funnier with Nopoleon doing the top ten. Here is the only link I could find link(please don't visit any other link on this site).

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June 13, 2005

Senate to Atone for Lynching Ban Delays

I hope that my children live to see the day when the senate apologizes and expresses deep remorse over the years in which abortion was allowed to rob millions of lives.

To be honest this bill seems odd to me and I guess I would need some clear thinking individual to explain to me why the senate would ever need to pass a law outlawing a particular type of murder.

I think it might just go to show how far we've come from being able to call a sin, sin and a murder, murder.

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June 03, 2005

amazon delights

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Lamb Kidneys

I just found this for sale on Amazon. Talk about them selling more than books. Check out the ad.

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Drawing connections where there are none

Today I turn 31.
My last post was on the 31st of May.
On second thought I guess this is a milestone for me because this will be the last year in my life where my age will coincide with a day of the month. Well well well, I guess I should make the most of it.
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May 31, 2005

the teletubbies in my house

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Leslie and I have both been baffled over John David's interest in Teletubbies. Yes, Teletubbies. After watching just part of an episode before Leslie turned the station, he began running around the house saying: "Tuby tuby". "Tuby tuby". "Tuby tuby". It took Leslie a few days to figure out what he was saying. I think it was not until John David noticed a commercial on PBS with the Teletubbies in it before she figured out what he was saying. Since then she has let him watch them a few times and he has become their biggest fan.

That being the case, I decided to sit down with John David this past weekend to see what the hullabaloo was all about. I tell you the Teletubbies are just strange! In short they are little baby creatures that run around with TV's in their bellies and have antennas on their heads.

According to Jerry Falwell Tinky Winky (the purple tubbie) is gay because he carries a red handbag. In the episode I saw Tinky Winky was not sporting the red handbag, but I guess he does at times.

The more I hear from Jerry Springer I mean Falwell the more I think he might be a dingbat. Talk about someone always looking for a conspiracy! I think every 2 year old has gone into their mother's closet and put on the first pair of shoes they find. Does that make them gay? I think Falwell might be off his rocker.

Well here are a few Teletubbie links if you are interested:

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May 19, 2005

what did you have for breakfast

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I bet you did not get to dine on a radiopaque agent. I bet you had to suffer through many cups of coffee didn't you. You poor thing.

Well I'm trying to kill 45 minutes before I head in for the cat scan. Everyone in the house is still asleep, so I'm entertaining my breakfastless body with this Cyclops sitting on my desk.

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May 17, 2005

he called me a fundie

Talk about little things that can make your day.

I'm the head of "one of those Bush-loving Christian fundie families:"

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May 10, 2005

to thank thee for the things I miss

I really hesitate to share a poem on my blog because I always skip over blog posts that contain poems. Though, this one spoke to me a bit. Being thankful to God for those things I don't have is something I need to consciously do more often.

An easy thing, O power Divine,
To thank Thee for these gifts of Thine!
For summer's sunshine, winter's snow,
For hearts that kindle, thoughts that glow;
But when shall I attain to this:
To thank Thee for the things I miss?

For all young fancy's early gleams,
The dreamed-of joys that still are dreams,
Hopes unfulfilled, and pleasures known
Through others' fortunes, not my own,
And blessings seen that are not given,
And ne'er will be—this side of heaven.

Had I, too, shared the joys I see,
Would there have been a heaven for me?
Could I have felt Thy presence near
Had I possessed what I held dear?
My deepest fortune, highest bliss,
Have grown, perchance, from things I miss.

Sometimes there comes an hour of calm;
Grief turns to blessing, pain to balm;
A Power that works above my will
Still leads me onward, upward still;
And then my heart attains to this:
To thank Thee for the things I miss.
-Thomas Wentworth Higginson

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May 06, 2005

citizen soldiers for the atomic bomb

On the way to lunch today I saw this broken down truck with a guy in camouflage sitting in the back of it. When I first saw the mushroom cloud on the side of the truck I though I must have been seeing things, on a second glance I realized that it was indeed a mushroom cloud, so we stopped to take a look and a picture.

I am going to do some more research on the “Citizen Soldiers for the Atomic Bomb”, but what I have seen so far is that they are some wacos from up in Ben's stompen ground.

If I remember correctly this June Griffin is the Lady the was harassing Zack Wamp's office. At lest I think that is the same person.

Here are a few links of what I have found out so far.
Stop The Bombs
Serve
The People News

If you know anything else about this group, then please let me know.

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April 30, 2005

Hugo's Christian Business idea

Okay since I am digging a hole (no pun intended) in regards to google and my bathroom related hits, I have a blog post you need to read. Check out Hugo Fitch's post on a new business idea he has. I have to admit, I would buy into his business idea for at least one roll. Go check it out.
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pilot fun

I found this link on the PalmTree Pundit's blog. Make sure you visit the link. It is funny and serious all in one.
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April 19, 2005

Napolean Dynamite and Good Bye Lenin!

Update

I was thinking about this post this morning and what it was that I liked about Good Bye Lenin. I think it has to do with the character development that took place in the movie. There was just more to the movie than what appeared on the surface. I don't want to ruin the movie for you if you have not seen it but it was interesting how the son grew up to be a liar and an activist just like his mother. Even though no one knew she was living a lie. I think what it is that I like about foreign films is that compared to the vast majority of American films they are more akin to reading a book. There is just a depth to the movies that leaves me thinking when the movie is over.

While doing this post I realize that I should have taken a few more of those liberal arts classes in college. Does anyone know what the term is that describes the relationship between characters in a story that goes beyond just the plot? I guess I'm talking about the one that describes the second meaning in a story or reading between the lines.

End Update

It had been a while since Leslie and I took the time to rent any movies and since our schedule had cleared up a bit Leslie sent me on a mission to pick up some movies from Blockbuster. The two movies I picked out, I picked out after reading about them on a blogs.

The first one I got was Napolean Dynamite. I could have sworn I read about it on Michael's blog, but after searching his past posts I could not find it. It seems rare these days to have a movie that is rated PG. In my opinion they try to throw in nudity and language just to get the R rating. I think they figure that a PG movie just does not have the draw that an R rating does. Napolean Dynamite was a funny movie and worth renting.

The second movie we rented was Good Bye Lenin. It was a really good film. I decided to rent it after reading this post on the D'oh's and Woo Hoo's of Life. There was one brief nudity scene in the movie and a few choice words that could have been easily left out but over all it was a good movie. I would recommend it. I guess I could give a bit of explanation of the movie but I would just be repeating what was said on D'oh's and Woo Hoo's of Life so you can just go read it there.

I'm not sure what it is but Leslie and I just love European films. I'm not sure we've ever seen a European film where at the end we did not have to stop talk about it. They just seem either intelligent or thoughtful. I'm not sure I could put it into words exactly what it is, but there is something different about them.

I was talking to Ben at lunch today and he thinks it's because the only foreign films we see here in the states are the films that were good enough to make it here. I'm not so sure he's right. Though, he might be. I think it might have more to do with the fact that they are not trying to create the next big block buster with every film they make. I think when you are not focusing on throwing millions of bucks at special effects you can take the time to have a good story. I don't know. Does anybody else have an opinion?

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April 17, 2005

playing catchup

It has been 17 days since my last post. I think I've just set a new gid record, hopefully not to be broken again. Being that it has been so long let me do some catching up with this post.

We went to North Caroline for the mini family reunion. Here is a page with some pictures of the highlights.

Once we got back John David and I got really sick. I think he ran a temperature of 102 or better for about 4 days. John David and I had some good bonding time as we snuggled up together sick in bed. I took a picture of him right before we went to bed one evening. He just looked pitiful. Here is a picture to prove it. Poor kid!

Last weekend the River Chase subdivision had a garage sale and we decided to sell a few things. At midnight on Friday while Leslie and I were setting out the things we did have to sell, we broke out into laughter when we realized that our garage sale was so pitiful that it looked like we had already had the garage sale and all that was left was the junk. It was very funny. Though, it might have been that it was midnight and we were delirious. Either way, I think we made about 40 bucks. It was totally not worth the effort especially with taxes being due. I think I spent about 3 nights in the garage trying to clean it up, which was not a total waste of time considering it needed to be done.

After the garage sale we went on one of our embarrassingly under funded, under planned, so lame that it was fun family dates. Here are some highlight pictures: Leslie and I , John David, and Elliot. That reminds me; did I ever put up any pictures of our Thanksgiving dinner at Shoney's? Our trip to Shoney's for thanksgiving dinner is probably the preeminent example of it was so lame it was fun family times. Someone remind me to post those pictures if I haven't already.

Well, because of the lame mini date the night before Leslie and I decided to grill some hamburgers on the back porch since the weather was nice. We had such a nice evening that we decided to eat out there again on Monday night. We were both feeling very thankful to the Lord for a home with a screened in porch that we could have a relaxing meal on. Picture Here

Oh yea, on Monday of last week Jason and I met his brother (one of the ministers at First Centenarian) for lunch at the University Deli. We had a good time. We even ventured into a little bit of discussion about theology, which was interesting. Here is a picture of Jason and his brother.

On the way back from lunch I happen to spot a treed opossum in the middle of downtown Chattanooga it was a very nasty creature, but worth the picture. That reminds me, when I was a kid I had a baby opossum as a pet for a few months. It used to wrap its tail around my finger and hang out. I think it died because I could not feed it every time it needed to be. Either way if you have an opossum and are asking what do opossums eat, then you know where to go and find out. Anyway, I remember being really sad about it when it died, but I don't guess I will ramble on about that.

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March 21, 2005

my history

I intended to do this post a few weeks ago when it was still cool but I think I might have missed the boat. Oh well, here?s my history: Thanks Sozo and TulipGirl.

Bolded states I have been
Underlined states I have lived in
Italicized state I live in now...
Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana / Iowa / Kansas / Kentucky / Louisiana / Maine / Maryland / Massachusetts / Michigan / Minnesota / Mississippi / Missouri / Montana / Nebraska / Nevada / New Hampshire / New Jersey / New Mexico / New York / North Carolina / North Dakota / Ohio / Oklahoma / Oregon / Pennsylvania / Rhode Island / South Carolina / South Dakota / Tennessee / Texas / Utah / Vermont / Virginia / Washington / West Virginia / Wisconsin / Wyoming / Washington D.C /
Go HERE to have a form generate the HTML for you.
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March 03, 2005

bubble wrap

Duffy had a link to this in his most recent post. Check it out: Bubble wrap
Make sure you click on the "Fresh Sheet" button.
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February 28, 2005

i'm back

I?m back. I was in Las Vegas last Tuesday through Friday observing some enroller training. The whole time was very informative. I was hoping to do some posts while there but I either had no computer or when I did have a computer there was no free internet connection. Vegas is a very interesting city and I wouldn?t mind going back with Leslie some time. I ended up with 60 bucks more than I went with, so that all worked out well. I did end up with a cold though. I think I must have gotten it from one of those black arm bandits. ;-)

John David was glad that I was back. Leslie, John David, and Elliot met me at the air port, and John David just about freaked out when he saw me. He was so excited. He caught a glance of me at about 75 feet. He stuck his little two year old finger up in the air and with and excited squeal let out a big daaadieeeee. It was very nice to hear. I?m glad I was missed.

As much as I hated to be gone I really enjoyed myself. I was able to get to know a team member that before the trip I had not really gotten a chance to know, and I also had a chance to do some reading. I read Till We Have Faces: A Myth Retold by C.S. Lewis. It was not at all what I expected. I either completely missed his point in the book or it had absolutely nothing to do with enriching my walk with Christ. If anything I am trying to remind myself that there is only one God, and that no plethora of gods exist before which I can argue my case because of their unjust acts. It was a good book but totally unlike Mere Christianity, The Screwtape Letters, or The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Well, I need to get to it so I?ll just share a picture or two from the trip. I might get around to putting up some other latter on.

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February 17, 2005

permalink

I just did something I had not done before. I went through a few of my permalinks to see what ads google would put up. It is kind of interesting to see what they choose.

Check out a few of these:
[blog hunt post]
[gay marriage post]
[Home School post]
[the boxer post]
[being vigilant]
[schappi, das kleine krokodil post]
[good eaten post]
[journalists post]

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January 28, 2005

playing catch-up

Over the last few weeks my blog roll has grown quite a bit. I use to feel like I knew everyone on my blog roll, but now that I have added the Torchbearing blog roll and the PCA blog roll I feel like I am scrambling to get a background on about 20 new people. The problem is I have so many irons in the fire that I can?t get caught up enough to settle into the new community.

I hate to say this but getting to know a fellow blogger is a lot like watching a Soap Opera. The first few times you watch it you have no clue what is going on. Then over a few weeks you start to get an idea of the characters involved. There can be a twist that jumps out and bites you when you least expect it. The funniest part is that Leslie and I start talking about fellow bloggers over dinner. Just this week we were talking about a fellow bloggers and what we knew about them. She had one version and I had another. I think at one point we stopped to reflect on how blogging has become apart of our lives.

I just want to make clear that for the most part blogging, unlike Soap Operas, is not a shallow pit. There are several blogs out there that have been instrumental in shaping my world view over the last year, and I am thankful they are out there.

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January 19, 2005

blogging 101

This is my 101st. post.

Well, I have been blogging since May 12th and have gotten to my 101st post. I have to admit that I was a bit nervous, when I first started blogging. I had secretly wanted to have a blog since Mark started his way back in 2001, but at the time I did not have a clue about web programming and really did not know where to start. Since then blogging has become something that can be done by anyone. You really don't have to have a technical bone in your body.

When I got to the point where I knew what I needed to know to start a blog there were several things about blogging that made me nervous, and subsequently kept me from starting for a good six or more months. I was in some way nervous about actually having a platform to speak my mind and having to defend my thoughts and notions. I was nervous that I would not keep it up, and I was nervous about people reading what I had written.

But, after my first few posts I grew increasingly more confident and comfortable sharing. I will only blog about so much though. There reaches a point in my family life and job life that I would never venture into. Still, for a good reason I might venture into areas that some people would be uncomfortable with. Though, I am not sure that has happened too much as of yet.

All that blabber aside here are a few things that I have found to be helpful regarding blogging. Yea, they are in no particular order.

  1. Find blogs of people who think like yourself and add them to your blog roll. Blog Rolls are a must. I am a lot less prone to blog roll someone than most. Some people have a blog roll down to their knees, which is okay, but please just make sure you have your blog roll broken out so that there is some semblance of order.
  2. Add two new folders to your FireFox bookmarks. Name the first on "possible blog roll candidate" and name the second "comments". I will talk about the "comment" folder in bullet 5. As for the "possible blog roll" bookmark, any time you visit a blog that interests you then add it to the "possible blog roll" folder. If you find yourself continually going back to that bookmark, then it is time to blog roll them.
  3. I found two good links recently on blogging from this post done by TulipGirl. This first link is the one I have had the most fun with. It is The Truth Laid Bear. Click here to sign up. The second link is here. It is a must read. He has done a great job of highlighting the ins and outs of blogging. Again, a must read.
  4. Read other peoples blogs and if they have said something that sparks much of any thought on your part, then leave them a comment.
  5. After making a comment on someone else's blog make sure you save the link in your comment folder, then at some point in the next day or so go back to see if they have responded. If they have not responded and the blog is not a blog that is worthy of the "possible blog roll" bookmark then delete it.
  6. Communities like blogexplosion are a great way to start out. The premise behind blogexplosion is, while logged in and surfing through blog explosion you earn credits for each blog you visit. Then those credits earned can be spent to have fellow bloggers visit your site. I only use blogexplosion when looking for new blogs to add to my "possible blog roll" bookmark; by the way, if you want to go and signup for blogexplosion then use me as a referral.
  7. FireFox FireFox FireFox. If you are using Internet Explorer then stop! For the love of all things clean and efficient, stop. You don't want to go blind, do you? Click here to get it.

Well, if anything in this post sparked a thought on your part, then please feel free to leave a comment.

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January 18, 2005

schappi, das kleine krokodil

UPDATE on Schnappi song

I have gotten a lot of hits on this blogpost over the last week, so I guess I should make it a bit easier for people to find the Schnappi song. You can download it here. Please feel free to leave a comment to let me know that you did. Also, if you have the time, then feel free to snoop around. By the way, this is not the official schnappi site. Please don't mistake me for it. Also, this is a great song to play while carrying your little one in a Baby Slings or Baby Wrap .

END UPDATE

Pierce did a blogpost on this song about a week ago, so he got the scoop on it. Leslie, John David and I have fallen in love with the song. Plus, we think it is a really good way of starting to teach a second language to John David. I really wish I had taken a picture of John David doing the get down while listening to this song. He just loves it. Here is the write up about the song, which contains a link to the song.

From the the denver channel

4-Year-Old's 'Snappy' Hit Is No. 1 In Germany

POSTED: 5:53 pm EST January 10, 2005
UPDATED: 6:21 pm EST January 10, 2005

The hottest thing in German music right now is a 4-year-old girl's made-up song about a crocodile.

Joy Gruttman's song, "Snappy the Little Crocodile" ("Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil"), is the No. 1 song on the German charts. Her family posted the song on a Web site as a joke, but a radio station in Cologne, Germany, got hold of it and made it a hit.

Gruttman is the youngest recording artist to make it to the German Top 10, let alone No. 1.

"Snappy" beat out songs by Kylie Minogue and Linkin Park. The song is even appearing as remixes in German dance clubs.

Listen: "Schappi, das kleine Krokodil"
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January 12, 2005

January 04, 2005

potty etiquette : bathroom etiquette

Okay so this is my post.

I have a confession to make that some people will think is quite odd, but people need to know. I have this thing about germs in public bathrooms. Yes, I will say it. There is always a piece of paper between me and anything I touch in a public bathroom.

Well, almost. Let me explain. After doing my business in the bathroom, whatever it may be, I have a process I go through to get back out of the door. This is how it goes.

  1. use hand to dispense paper towel
  2. use hand to turn on water
  3. get hands wet and soap up
  4. wash hands
  5. grab dispensed paper towel and dry hands
  6. turn off water using the paper towel
  7. dispense more paper towel using said paper towel
  8. throw used paper towel away
  9. grab already dispensed paper towel
  10. open the door using paper towel
  11. use foot to prop door open
  12. reach back to throw paper towel away and exit door

Yes, this is what I do, and I do it every time. Unless of course like in an airport when the bathroom does not have a door I stop at step six, or if the door opens out then I use my foot to open the door. Though, outward opening bathrooms are very rare. I have only seen a few of them.

So you are asking me "Why is he posting this on his blog"? Let me tell you. When Leslie was in the hospital for Elliot's birth I went into the public restroom and found to my complete delight this plaque above every sink. At first I felt justified. I felt as if I could come out of the ?I am a public restroom germ freak? closet, and so I am. Though, I have to show one great flaw in the hospitals thinking. It is that not everyone follows their six steps to restroom germ freedom. It just takes one to ruin it for the whole bunch. You see, their problem is that they have neglected the door issue. How do you get out without touching the door handle? You can't! If you miss step 7 through 11, then you might as well not even wash your hands. There are lots of people that do not wash when they finish their business and then they go straight for the door. In my book the door handle is the dirtiest place in the whole building.

You might think there is a bit of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) evident in this post, but I can say with total clarity that if a hospital sees bathroom hygiene and bathroom etiquette as an issue then so will I. Plus, if OCD was present then I would constantly have to reopen my refrigerator door every time I closed it just to make sure my cat or my kid did not jump in while I was closing the door. Oh wait, I already do that! lol

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December 11, 2004

way to go Reuters

It really says something about Reuters when they post this story under two sections. The Oddly Enough section and theHealth section.

I think they must be bigots. This, in my opinion can only point to their intellectual arrogance, which is in effect saying "Those poor uneducated Africans. How foolish they are for abstaining from sex. Don?t they know that sex is good, and healthy. Even the World Health Organization says to use condoms. "

Way to go Reuters for mocking people who are trying to stand up for something good. You know, this really ticks me off.

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December 08, 2004

snow focused blog

I really like this guy?s blog. Most people who know me know that I love snow. And if I was Gollum I would refer to snow something like this: ?My preciousss, I lovess feetsss of my precioussss, I lovesss it?. Here is old Chattanooga we get very little snow, so this site fills a need that I have in my life.

One of the major things I like about his blog is that he posts pictures and links to web cams throughout Europe. The last two days he has had webcam pictures from Austria and Finland. I have never visited Finland, but sure hope to someday. If you like snow then check out his blog here.

Also if you know of any good snow related blogs, then leave me a link.

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December 01, 2004

out of the ordinary

Yea, this is out of the ordinary

When he got to wherever he was going when he died he was explaining to those present what had happened. I think it probably went something like this:
Man, you will never believe what happened to me. I was in my trailer playing with my lava lamp but the bubbles just where not moving fast enough for me, so I put it on my stove and turned the heat way up. It was really awesome. The bubbles were moving really fast. Like it was so cool, but it was really hot, right. And before I new it, boom! And like I had glass in my heart. Strange who would have thought!

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November 23, 2004

A very Sesame Thanksgiving

A very Sesame Thanksgiving

A very Sesame Thanksgiving
Jerry sent this to me 2 or so years ago and I ran across it
this morning. I figured the timing was about right...

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November 04, 2004

blog stuff

Since the political season has come to an end I am removing the candidates link that was located at the top left of the page. I am also adding two new blogs to the blog roll. I view my blog roll as quite a sacred thing. It is my place where I can promote a site that is worth promoting or a site of someone I know.

I really hate going to blog where there is a blog roll a mile long. If it is that long I just skip right over the links. If I go to a site and there are just a dozen or so blogs in their blog roll then I stop and take a look.

Sometime here in the future I am going to break my blog roll into a few sections. Though, I have not nailed down exactly what they should be. Once I do I will break them up a bit.

The two new sites are:
Welcome to my world, fellas!
beulah land

I will not be blogging the next several days due to working on the house. What fun...

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October 31, 2004

belated halloween

the end
the end
I took this picture on my way home from work on Friday. Yes, I was driving and yes I realize that I probably should not take pictures while I drive, but this one was too good to pass up. There was a casket in the back, which just added to the whole image. Make sure you click the picture so that you can see it full size. Read the license plate.
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October 20, 2004

commercial

This is a funny commercial that Steve (a fellow cube dweller) showed me. Click here.
Caveat: I am not sure how to get this link to open the .wmv file in firefox. If you click it firefox will open it as binary. If someone knows the tag I need to use then leave it in a comment. Else, this will be one of the few times I will recommend someone viewing my site in IE. Sorry!
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October 12, 2004

corporate life

bike34.jpg
Sometimes the corporate life can just be soo odd. Between the ubiquitous ?off site? meetings and those team building activities that half the team members are embarrassed to show up to, this one takes the cake. Jon my cube neighbor forwarded me a link to the Conference Bike.

Make sure you check out the link to the movie.
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October 11, 2004

i can't help myself

I know you expect more out of my blog then this but you are not going to get it.
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carden blog rolled again

Ben remembered that he had a blog, so I have added him back to the blog roll. He is using a blogging tool bBlog, which I have never heard of.

He posted some good picts of his little one so you might want to go check them out.

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September 23, 2004

cat stevens

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then
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now

After reading this article, I was reminded of how much I use to pray for Cat Stevens when I first became a Christian. His music was just soo good. In my book he is right up there with the Grateful Dead and Neil Young. This article also reminded me that Aaron has a musician that he is praying for. You can read his post here.

What is most shocking about his choosing Islam over another religion is that he came out of the 60's and 70's which had a focus on love and happiness (no matter how shallow their interpretation of love and happiness was). If I had been alive and searching for love and happiness during the 60's there is absolutely no chance I would have chosen Islam. I would like to hear Yusaf Islam (Cat Stevens) "conversion story". My guess is that through the 60's his understanding of love and happiness caused him to rebel against them both. If that is indeed the case it would make since that he choose the religion he did.

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September 22, 2004

god gene

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As a good calvinist I find the thought of a "God gene" very interesting. I know the author of the book named it the way he did for shock value so I am not promoting the book, but I do find the name very intriguing.
 
 
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September 21, 2004

find the differences in two pictures

Beck had a link to this one his blog. As a kid I always loved those games where you had to find the differences in two pictures. This one is of the fiords in Norway. There are three differences in these two pictures, but they are very subtle. Can you find them? It took me a good two or so minutes to find them. Check it out: picture

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September 20, 2004

dull blog

The simplicity of this blog makes me... Well... I'm not sure. I wish this blogger posted more so that I could figure it out.
My knee had a slight itch. I reached out my hand and scratched the knee in question. The itch was relieved and I was able to continue with my activities.

There was an object occupying a space on my table. Using my hand I picked up the item from its place. Having considered my options for a moment I placed the object on a different area of the table.

I was sitting down on one of the chairs in my house. My hand was resting on the arm of the chair. I started to drum my fingers on the arm, thereby making a barely audible sound.
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September 17, 2004

i like it

tar baby
I like it. I use it. It is a much better FTP tool then WS_FTP.
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September 08, 2004

I need one

Man! I need to get me one of these yard tools.
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August 17, 2004

new to the blog roll

Duffy has a new blog. Check it out if you have a chance. He had a good post on confession that is worth reading.
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funny image

This is a funny image: here
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been busy

Last night my team had an outing to the Chattanooga Lookouts game. It was far more fun than I expected it to be. The weather was perfect and the stands were empty. It was nice because we were in the companies Box seats and we were able to bring our families. One of my team mates brought his little girl (15 months old), so she and John David ran around the Box for a few hours. John David had a great time but started getting cranky around 9:00 so we left in during the 8th inning.
I have been so busy that I have had no time to post. I have thought about it, but have been to busy to get my thoughts down.
things on my list:
  • two projects at work, which have required a lot of thought
  • a little side project that is taking up 10 or more hours a week
  • the olimpics :)
  • sell my house

Jason ( 1 2 ) loaned me Pirates of the Caribbean a few nights ago, and it was really a good movie. It was much better than I thought it would be.
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August 07, 2004

we were so poor

Alright, this post is deviating from were I had planned for it to go, but I guess that is ok.


First, this morning I remembered about the Monty Python skit "We were poor". I first read this when I was going to Chattanooga State. I think I was suppose to be doing a research paper on something, and as is always the case with the internet one thing lead to another and before I new it I as reading this skit. I remember sitting in the computer lab trying not to laugh, which didn't work because I had people in the lab looking at me like I was on something as I broke out into uncontrollable laughter.
I decided to print the skit so I could share it with Adam James who was taking an Accounting II class with me during a summer semester. I decided I should wait until the class had really gotten under way before handing it to him for him to read. It was really a mean thing for me to do, but I could not help myself. Before to long Adam was snorting, while trying to control his laughter. He had to make a quick exit from class before he totally lost it. As I remember it he came back to class after a few minutes and for some reason tried to continue reading it again, which was less successful then the first time.

Second, I was exporting my bookmark for the first time from FoxFire (very cool). After the export I decided to look at there syntax and notice they were using the <DD>, <DL>, and <DT> tags, which I new nothing about. I ended up at the W3.org site trying to figure out what they were used for, and it just so happened that the example of a way to use these tags was:

Another application of DL, for example, is for marking up dialogues, with each DT naming a speaker, and each DD containing his or her words.
Which just so happened to be exactly what I was going to post. Below is an excerpt from the "We were poor" skit done by the Monty Python.


MP:
Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.
GC:
A cup ' COLD tea.
EI:
Without milk or sugar.
TG:
OR tea!
MP:
In a filthy, cracked cup.
EI:
We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
GC:
The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
TG:
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
MP:
Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness."

It seems strange that the <DT> and <DD> tags aren't suppose to be closed. I would have thought that the W3 would have recommended that just to be XML compliant. From the docs it only looks like the <DL> should be closed. I also don't know if I like that the <DD> tag forces a line break. What if you wanted the author and the author text to be on the same line? I guess they did that so you would not need the <br> tag.
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July 28, 2004

tar baby

tar baby
tar baby
My boss?s boss was talking to me a few weeks back and referred to the project I was working on as a tar baby. I think that description is probably the best description I have heard in a long time. I don?t know if it is because of where I work or if it is just apropos to programming in general, but it is just a perfect description for those projects that get dropped in your lap, and for whatever reason you just can?t liberate yourself from.
It?s funny because now at work everyone is using the tar baby phrase to describe that project that they hate but just can?t get rid of it.
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July 26, 2004

he might have invented it

Since I did mention that Ben though he might have invented a new word, I think I should also mention that Jason might have invented a new word during a conversation we had about a year ago. The word was suspishy, which is a mix between suspicious and fishy. I am not sure about the spelling, but this is probably pretty close.
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July 20, 2004

good eaten

 Don Gorske
Don Gorske
When I read this story I started feeling a little nauseous. I decided to track down a picture of the guy, thinking that he would look like a dead man walking. Surprisingly he looks healthy. I stole the image from this site.

After reading these quotes I am reassured that this guy has it all together:





"No matter how bad my day is, everything is always OK when I come here at the end of it and have my Big Mac," source

Gorske, who downed his 19,000th Big Mac Tuesday, said he wouldn't know what else to eat if it weren't for Big Macs. "I'd be clueless," he said, adding that he ate a piece of pizza recently, but it "just wasn't the same." "It wasn't my first choice," he said. Gorske, 49, of Fond du Lac, eats two Big Macs per day and drinks little else beside Coke. He also keeps track of everything he eats in a notebook. "I admit I'm obsessive compulsive," he says. "I have so many compulsions." source

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July 15, 2004

goodish?


Goodish?s site is back up. Whether he will post or not is yet to be seen.
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June 07, 2004

living an eternally significant life

Well on the 3rd I turned 30. I have to say that I am starting to feel old. I really did not think 30 would be a big deal. My wife turned 30 on the 13th of May, so I had a few weeks to think about what it would be like for me to turn 30. I kept thinking that turning 25 would be a much bigger deal then 30. I mean, at 25 you are a quarter century which is half way to 50. My thinking that 25 was a big deal and that 30 would be nothing has just not panned out that way.

I guess I started college about 6 years later then the average person, so all through my college years I hung out with people younger then myself. That being the case I always felt that I was younger then I actually was. Even now, most of the people I would call close friends are 5 years younger than me. All that said, I was thinking this morning about Ronald Reagan?s death and the finality of life. I was thinking about all the great things he achieved and how history would remember him as a great man. I guess some where deep down I always had some illusions of grandeur about how my life would turn out. Not that this is the end of my life, but I do suspect that I will not achieve some of the lofty goals\ideas I had about where I would end up.

After a bit of thought, I think I am okay with that. I realize that my goals were more about me then Him.

I guess this is where I confront that recurring theme in my life of living an eternally significant life.

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May 26, 2004

movie

Bonhoeffer
Dietrich Bonhoeffer
After Tony's we went to Blockbuster to rent a movie. We really could not find much to rent. We were hoping the Luther movie was out but is was not. I did find a nice documentary on Bonhoeffer. I know it does not sound like a romantic anniversary move to rent, and it was not, but one thing about Leslie and I is that we normally try to rent foreign films or documentary if we can. I did not know anything about Bonhoeffer, but had heard quotes from him. We were nervous that we would not get the true story of his life and that the movie was made by some history changing, God's name deluding individual whose agenda would be antithetical to mine. Don't get me wrong, I dislike movies, documentaries, and literature that do not tell the whole truth. I think in the Christian community, journalist and authors tend to focus on the good aspects of a story and miss the truly human side of life. One thing I love about the bible is that it always tells the full story. You hear about king David's whole life good and the bad, and get to see how God still loved him and pursued him.

...back to the movie.

I had always wondered where the German church was during world war II. I always wondered why they did not try to stand up to Hitler. That being the case this movie answered a few questions I had about the German Church during World War II. I look forward to reading Bonhoeffer book on ethics it should be a good read. The documentary was pretty high level, but good nonetheless it was plenty enough to get me interested.

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last night

Yesterday was Leslie and I had our 8 year wedding anniversary. I probably should have a lot of gushy things to say, but i don't. I love her and could not imagine life without her, she is beautiful and a great mother to John David. She is funny, and has a hard time not choking when she drinks any kind of beverage. I would not want to be married to anyone else.

... we went to Tony's Pasta Shop last night and had the worst waitress I think we have ever had. It was a big disappointment. This waitress (Loren) was just never there. Our food was cold and my glass was empty. She forgot to bring the bread out until about 30 seconds before the food came out. When we got our food is was cold lukewarm. I think when the chef completed cooking the food and put it on the counter she was not there to hear him say the order was ready, so it just sat there until she noticed it. All in all it was a bad experience. So much so that when i got home i called the manager to complain. He was very nice, but at that point it was too late to salvage the dinner experience. He said that the next time we came in he would give us two entries at half price. I am sure we will take him up on it, but it will probably be awhile.

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May 19, 2004

blogging tool regrets

At this point I am a bit bummed out that I installed Movable Type. Before installing it I searched around for a blogging tool written in php, and never really found one that was worth installing. Within just a few days of getting MT installed Michael installed wordpress. I have to say at this point I am torn between the two blogging tools. I think I am going to stick with MT for a while and them move to WP.

Posted by J. David at May 19, 2004 10:15 PM
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May 17, 2004

What were they thinking

This makes moving to North Georgia sound pretty good! I think only in Tennessee would someone have thought up this one.


Tennessee School Holds Cow Drop Raffle




Where the bovine ultimately decides to do her business will mean big bucks for the lucky person who bet on that portion of the field.


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May 12, 2004

getting started 2

Well, I have been itching to have a blog for about a year now. So much so that Jason and I started writing our own home grown blogging tool. Though, there was no project manager so it never got done. My job was to write the library that would generate the rss feed. I did get my part done and Jason got his part done, but we never put them together. I think his code is somewhere on his other site. All that said, I thought I would install Movable Type to support Mark in his new job. I do like what I have seen so far. Though, it is in perl and I prefer php myself. I have to say that I have a much better understanding of perl after going through the hairy Movable Type install. I think it would have been very straight forward if my server had allowed me to execute cgi scripts from anywhere on my site, but due to security reasons my host only allows cgi scripts to be executed from the cgi-bin. Imagine that. All in all it took 3 attempts and 6 hours to finally get it running. Yea I know that it is pretty embarrassing but my lack of knowledge is not to blame for it all. My first problem was that I uploaded all the cgi scripts as binary on accident and did not realize it. I spent way too much time trying to get their scripts to run before I found out what the problem was. My other big problem was that, and I don't know if this was my host or my ftp tool, but my permissions for just about every file on my site just kept changing. I am not sure how I ever got everything working again. Argh..

Well I am taking the next few days off, so I will not be around until next week.

Later

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getting started

Originally May 12, 2004

Getting this installed was a lot more work than I thought it would be!!

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